Hell Hath No Fury

  This column is a reprint from Unwinnable Monthly #102. If you like what you see, grab the magazine for less than ten dollars, or subscribe and get all future magazines for half price. ——— Three fingers of analysis when just two will do. ——— I recently wrote my boss a jokey email wherein I couched a legitimate but…

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Monster Hunter and the Mainstream | Unwinnable

  Monster Hunter and the Mainstream By Rob Rich • April 9th, 2018   This column is a reprint from Unwinnable Monthly #101. If you like what you see, grab the magazine for less than ten dollars, or subscribe and get all future magazines for half price. ——— Here’s the Thing is where Rob dumps his random thoughts and…

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The Dumb, the Rapid, and the Bloated: 14 Years of Underworld and Resident Evil | Unwinnable

    The year is 2017 and we have something a middle school goth version of myself would’ve never envisioned: franchised installments of Underworld and Resident Evil. Coming out in 2003 and 2002, respectively, the movies in these series are critic-proof, popcorn encrusted waifu action spectacles. I use the term critic-proof because neither film franchise…

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